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Monday, 4 April 2011

Never Mess With A Woman!!!

I thought this was quite a funny story, so decided to share it with you here, and also, it might make you smile on this Monday morning!

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning.  It's a bad one.  Both of their cars are totally demolished but, amazingly, neither of them is hurt.  God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers (surely not??!).  The woman says, "So, you're a man.  That's interesting.  I'm a woman.  Wow! Just look at our cars.  There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.  This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree completely.  This must be a sign from God.  But! You're still at fault ...... women shouldn't be allowed to drive."

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle.  My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine is still intact.  Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

She hands the bottle to the man.  The man nods his head in agreement, opens the bottle and drinks half of the wine.  He then hands the bottle back to the woman.  The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?".  The woman replies, "No, I think I'll just wait for the Police..."

Moral of the story - NEVER mess with a woman!!  (With apologies to my gentlemen followers out there!).

32 comments:

Bethe77 said...

Im sitting here laughing so hard. trying not to wake hubby as he is alseep like I should be. That is a good one. I need to copy that story and send to a few freinds throguh the email I think would love it.
Blessings

Claudia Moser said...

Very good and very smart :) Smiling!

PencilGirl said...

Great story!!! :D :D You always come up with the most amazing stuff to post.. :D :D

Gawgus things... said...

Ha, ha!! Love it - men, BEWARE!!

Odie Langley said...

No apologies necessary my sweet friend. I have always loved that story as well. Always gives me a chuckle when I see it and a good way to start my monday. Hope your weekend was everything you wanted it to be. Rocky and I got in some very good walks and enjoyed just being together. Have an awesome week.
(HUGS)
Odie

Shady Del Knight said...

I'm crying foul, Thisisme! (LOL) That's a great one and I can't wait to share it with other friends. I want to thank you for your well wishes following the recent severe storms in Central Florida. One of the most touching stories on the local news yesterday was the one about animal shelters filling up with orphaned baby birds that were ejected from their nests! I was expecting to see some on my wooded property but haven't thus far. Have a wonderful day and week, Thisisme!

flowers on my table said...

Oh I love that, it did make me laugh. Thankyou for your lovely comments on Lois's card, you are right, we are blessed. Hope you had a lovely day yesterday. I'm sure you are getting very excited anticipating the arrival of your family from France? Lots of love, Linda x

Anne in Oxfordshire said...

Very funny and clever :-) .. love it.

Have a super week , take care love Anne xx

becca said...

too funny and proof we are smarter then man. loved this

SkippyMom said...

Heehee - my MIL is going to love this joke. :) She loves to share them with her friends. Thank you. :)

Hope you are enjoying beautiful weather and have a great week.

Hugs to you my dear.

Design Elements said...

very smart! happy new week

Thisisme. said...

Bethe77 - don't wake hubby up for goodness sake!! Glad it gave you a laugh.

Claudia - thank you! :)

PencilGirl - Glad you enjoyed the story. Thank you for your kind comment!

Gawgus things - men beware, indeed. We are by far the superior sex of course!!! LOL!!

Shady - Oh dear, those poor baby birds that were orphaned. That's really sad. Hopefully they will be well looked after, before they can be released again.

Odie - I'm glad it made you smile. I wouldn't have wanted to upset my male followers! It's only a bit of fun, and we all need some of that in our lives.

flowers on my table - yes, I had a lovely day yesterday. I am a very lucky lady! Yes, I can't wait for the arrival of my other daughter and her family from France. Not long now!

Anne in Oxfordshire - I'm glad you liked it! Safe travels and take care.xx

Becca - Oh, much smarter than men, I quite agree!!!!

SkippyMom - Greetings! I'm sure your MIL will love that one, and her friends.

Design Elements - thank you for dropping by and leaving a comment. Hope my post today made you smile!

Desiree said...

Now that's a good punchline! Love it!

Hope you've had a great day :)

melody-mae said...

Ha, this is awesome!!! Thanks for the smile this rainy Monday morning!!

Thisisme. said...

Desiree - glad you enjoyed it. Power to us women of the world!!

melody-mae - my pleasure! Sorry to hear it's raining where you are.

LindyLouMac in Italy said...

Oh yes that made me laugh:)

Anna said...

Too funny! :)

Becky said...

What a great story!! I'll have to share that one! :)

Thisisme. said...

LindyLouMac in Italy - it was pretty funny, wasn't it?!

Anna - Hee Hee!!

Becky - Yes, it would be nice to share this little story. I'm sure your girlfriends would appreciate it! Hugs dear friend!

Chatty Crone said...

N E V E R mess with a woman - that's right! sandie

lyndylou said...

I've heard this joke before but it still made me laugh second time round. Priceless!

Belle said...

Never heard that one before. Very funny! She had a great idea there.

Pearson Report said...

Oh that was too funny - I laughed loud enough that my little dog, sleeping on the sofa, was started awake!

If she knew why I'd laughed I'm sure she'd approve!

I hope you don't mind if I pass this along...I have a few girlfriends that would laugh themselves silly.

Smiles, Jenny
www.jennypearson.com

Thisisme. said...

Chatty - I knew you'd be with me on this one!!

lyndylou - it's worth repeating, isn't it?!

Pearson Report - poor little dog!! I loved it and, of course, it would be great to pass along to your girlfriends.

Shirl said...

ROFL! So funny ... :0)

vintch said...

you are just darling. this story is hilarious! what a lovely way to start my day. and so, so true!

Kristina said...

I might just start keeping a bottle of wine under my front seat for this reason - haha! LOVE IT! :) Thanks for sharing!

kneesandpaws said...

Great joke This! I am going to share that one with my friend who's going through a nasty divorce. She will appreciate that so much!

caterpillar said...

hehehehehe....I have read this before but it makes me smile every time I read....so much for being the smart male driver, I guess...(giggle)

Jilda said...

Great story! thanks for spreading joy!

SunnyToast said...

How much I love your every post...i come cross your blog and reading it makes me feel like home..coz I miss my mom so much. goodluck and how I wish mom is like you..blogging:)

Thisisme. said...

Shirl - so glad it made you laugh!

Vintch - You can just imagine the man's face, can't you?! LOL!

Kristina - that's a good idea, about keeping the bottle of wine in the car! Hee Hee!!

Belle - I had seen this one before, but thought it was repeating. Glad you enjoyed it!

knees and paws - I think it would be quite appropriate for your friend then! I can imagine her saying - "Yes!!"

Caterpillar - NOT so smart after all, was he?!

Jilda - spreading the joy! I like that!

Sunny Toast - thank you SO much for popping across to my Blog and leaving such a beautiful comment. It was lovely!