Total Pageviews

Tuesday, 9 August 2011

This One Is For The Ladies!

Along with my daughter, we're taking Eli and Ruby to the zoo today, so that should be fun!  I thought I would just write this little post before we go.  It was sent to me by a friend in an e-mail, and I thought it was worth passing on.  Forgive me if you have seen it before.

Gynaecological Visit

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her  gynaecologist.  "Come now", coaxed the doctor.  "you've been coming to me for years.  There's nothing you can't tell me."





"This one's kind of strange", the woman said.

"Let me be the judge of that", the doctor replied.

"Well", she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet.  When I looked down, the water was full of pennies."

"I see", commented the doctor calmly.

"That afternoon, I went to the bathroom again, and plink-plink-plink, there were 5p pieces in the bowl", the woman continued.

"That night", she went on, "I went again, and plink-plink-plink, there were 50p's.  This morning there were £1 coins!"

"You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!" she implored.  "I'm scared out of my wits!"

The gynaecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.  "There, there", it's nothing to be scared about", he told her.

Are you ready for this ........

I'm warning you ......

Still not too late, you've still got time to go onto the next post on your blog roll ......


"You're simply going through the change!"


33 comments:

SkippyMom said...

You silly, silly girl. Did not see that coming and cannot wait to share it with my beloved MIL.

Have fun at the zoo. Lots of pics please! [No, I am not above asking. heehee]

I was admiring your roses yesterday morning on your header, but the new pics are just lovely.

Hugs to you. :)

Jo-Anne Rambling said...

I was going to say I must be thick becuase I didn't see the punch line coming but I see SkippyMom didn't see it either so now I do not think I am that thick after all............

I love the new pics too............

Bethe77 said...

Thanks for the awesome laugh and giggles! That was good oen on the change. Love it!
Have fun at the zoo with the family. Sounds like a lovely time!
Love your new header on your blog.
Blessings

Thisisme. said...

Skippymom - Hee Hee! I didn't see it coming either. DOH!! The sun is shining this morning, so should be a good day out. Just off to pack some lunch for us, and I will take some photos, although it's hard to get them to keep still these days!!

Jo-Anne Rambling - Thank you for liking the new pics! Took me ages!! I thought the joke was pretty funny and didn't see it coming either!

Bethe - we've got to have a laugh sometimes, haven't we?! This one was silly, but good, I thought. Thank you for your comment about the new header.

dubgirl said...

Good joke, have a great day at the zoo, love the header photos, you all look gorgeous x

Manzanita said...

Oh My.... Thanks for the plink - plink - plink chuckle. It took me a moment too.
I noticed your new pictures immediately. Very nice.
Hope you had an adventuresome day at the zoo.
Manzanita@Wannabuyaduck

Raindrops and Daisies said...

Oh that made me smile this morning!

What a good one.

Have a lovely day at the zoo with your family.

I love your new photos at the top of blog, they are great.

Fiona~ Raindrops&Daisies

Shady Del Knight said...

LOL - Good one, Thisisme! It's nice to be smiling and laughing again after all of the emotional turmoil of recent days. I am astonished by the look of your new blog layout. All of my favorite people are there to greet me when I log on. Those pictures are wonderful! Have a fine day at the zoo. I'm sure the children's eyes will pop!

Shelly said...

Oh, how funny! I love unexpected laughs and that surely was one. Hope your trip to the zoo is great fun!

flowers on my table said...

Oooh that's terrible Diane! Every time I come unto your blog, it get's more colourful and fabulous. Love the new header! Have a great time at the Zoo, Lois and I are going on friday. Lots of love, Linda x

Pat MacKenzie said...

Lovely header pics. Beautiful children. I hadn't seen that story before - very funny.

rainbow said...

Can hardly wait to see the photos of the zoo trip and hear of the fun you had. As for the rest of your post, I can not stop laughing. I did not see it coming and after my post this morning I really really needed your view on life. THANK YOU SO MUSH MY FRIEND. I know I will always get a Pick-Me-Up when I visit your blog. YOU ARE THE GREATEST! Have fun at the zoo and being with your family. LOVE TO YOU AND YOURS

rainbow (Momma Lyn)

Sush said...

Bwahahaha! Hadn't heard that one before, gives a whole new concept to loose change!
I LOVE the new blooms on your header...I think those are the loveliest blossoms you've ever displayed...some sweet, some stately and all so GAWGUS!

Have a great Zoo to Do and lots of
Hugs~

Bouncin' Barb said...

Haven't heard that one before. Loved it. Your pics are great. Have fun at the zoo. We'll be waiting to hear all about it. Hugs Miss Awesome!!

Claudia Moser said...

I hope you enjoyed your visit and your joke just made me burst into laughter. I guess my hotel neighbours are wondering what am I doing :))))

becca said...

omg i did not see that one coming but to cute will have to share this with my mom se will get to tickled. have fun at the zoo.

Susan said...

OK! Very cute, haven't seen that one before, and the picture really sets the mood off. Love your header photo...you and your family all look alike!

Retired English Teacher said...

Yes, this is very cute. I love your new header!

Chatty Crone said...

Okay - now this is cute - I loved it - so funny. Makes something painful - a little more doable!

Natasha in Oz said...

I'll have to forward that one to my mum! If only it were true...we'd all be rich!

Hope the zoo was fun.

Best wishes,
Natasha.

PS Your blog is looking wonderful! The header pictures are stunning!
xo

orchid said...

Yes, thank you for the FUN time♬♬♬
And I admire the LOVELY new Header as well.
From East, hugs Orchid.

Thisisme. said...

EVERYONE = THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL YOUR COMMENTS MY FRIENDS. I'M GLAD THE POST MADE YOU SMILE, AND THANK YOU FOR THE NICE COMMENTS ABOUT MY NEW HEADER PHOTO. TOOK ME AGES TO TRY TO WORK IT ALL OUT!!

Kristina said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! That is so great! What a fun and silly post! Oh thisisme! I love you and your blog! :) You brighten my day!
Also - loving the new layout and header!

Facing50.Blog said...

Snort, snort - chuckle, chuckle-ah you can't beat the British sense of humour!
Hope you have a fabulous day out.
XX

romance-of-roses said...

Wow! I sure didn't see that one coming. It's hilarious, I must send it along to other friends and let them have a good laugh. Thanks for visiting my blog and comment. Hope you enjoy the zoo with children. Hugs...Lu

Thisisme. said...

Kristina - it WAS silly, wasn't it, but it made me smile!! Thank you for your lovely comments about my Blog.

Facing50.Blog - there you are my leetle friend! I've missed you being around.

romance of roses - glad it made you smile!! Yes, I had a lovely day with the little ones. Good to see you here today.

flowers on my table said...

Hi Diane, thanks for your lovely comments. I know what you mean about the name of the paint colour, I just love paint charts and can spend many a happy hour just looking at them and comparing....sad I know! The furniture did turn out really well, photos don't really do it justice. Have a lovely rest of the week oh lovely one, love Linda x

Thisisme. said...

flowers on my table - hi Linda. Not sad at all my friend! You are very talented and it must be lovely to work on old furniture like that.

kneesandpaws said...

The blog header is fabulous! And what a funny joke, I can't wait to share that one with my friends:) I hope you have a wonderful time at the zoo.

BECKY said...

You silly gal! Hope you had a great time at the zoo!

Donna B said...

LOL! I have NEVER heard this one! Good one!

Desiree said...

Oh, Diane! I had no idea where you were going with this! What a hoot :)

Thisisme. said...

kneesandpaws - thank you for your kind comments about my new blog header! The joke was funny, wasn't it?!

Becky - yes, but it's good to be silly sometimes, isn't it?!!

Donna B - glad you enjoyed the joke my friend.

Desiree - No, I didn't see it coming either! Hee Hee!!