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Monday, 14 April 2014

The Easter Bunny ...


 


A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit

jump out across the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the

rabbit jumps right in front of the car.  

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal

lover, pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is

the  Easter Bunny , and he is DEAD  .

The driver feels so awful
   that he  begins to cry.   
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of the road
and pulls over.
 

She steps out of the car and asks the man
what's wrong. 
 

"I feel terrible," ! he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car
  and KILLED HIM."  


The blonde says,"Don't worry."

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny,
bends down, and sprays the contents onto him. 

The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the

two of them and hops off down the road. 

Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves

again, he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet, 
turns and waves, and repeats this again and again

and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,

"What is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?" 
 

The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.

It says.. 

(Are you ready for this?)   
(You know you're gonna be sorry)

(Last chance)


(OK, here it is)

It says,



"Hair Spray  
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave.
 !

6 comments:

Shady Del Knight said...

OMG, dear friend Thisisme, that's one hare raising tale! (LOL) I never heard that one and it's a good one as we lead up to Easter. Thank you very much for the giggles, dear birthday girl! (Hop over to SDM&M and see me sometime :)

NITA said...

Oh dear!!! lol, thanks for the smile

Montanagirl said...

ROFL!!!

Sush said...

I think you have been reading some of our friend's puns a 'leetle too much' lately!
Cute story! I'm sure the grands liked it! xoxo

Suzanne Prickett said...

Hahaha Thisisme. That is a good one. I really wasn't expecting that sort of punchline!

Have a great day, it could be Wednesday afternoon at Devon right now! Hugs!♥

Pat MacKenzie said...

LOL. That's what we used to call a "groaner", because you groan when you read the punch line. Thanks for my daily laugh.