You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.
You look forward to a dull evening.
You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere.
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays...".
You get two invitations to go out on the same night, and you pick the one that gets you home the earliest.
It takes twice as long to look half as good.
It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
When your wife says, "Let's go upstairs and make love" and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
When your doctor doesn't give you x-rays anymore but just holds you up to the light.
When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
The following photo is just to cheer me up a bit, as we have to endure the dismal, dark days of January here in England. Oh to be back in Cyprus again, and to feel the warmth of the sun on my old bones!!!