I thought I would put my recuperation period to good use, so I've come up with some Lovemaking tips for all of us bloggies of a certain age! I have tried several of them myself, so I know they work!! Eeeek!!
Wear your glasses, to make sure that your partner is actually in the bed.
Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
Set the mood with lighting - turn them all OFF!
Make sure you put 999 on your speed dial before you begin.
Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
Use extra Polygrip, so that your teeth don't end up under the bed.
Make all the noise you want ..... the neighbours are deaf too.
If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!
Don't even think about trying it twice ......
OLD is when your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love", and you answer, "Pick one. I can't do both."
OLD is when your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes, and you're actually barefoot.
OLD is when going 'bra-less' pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
OLD is when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
Well my dear friends, I hope that some of these brought a smile to your face today.