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Monday, 27 February 2012

The Dark Side Of Women!

This is probably the dark side of thisisme as well! It gave me a smile to start the week off with, and I hope it will do the same for you.

The Dark Side Of Women...

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent, when her mobile phone rang.

It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques... She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital.

She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the last shop.
She was jubilant.

Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital.

She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself!
While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care. And he will now be your new career!"

The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed.

The lady doctor then chuckled and said, "I'm just pulling your leg.
He's dead. Now show me what you bought!"

Have a good week y'all!


Shady Del Knight said...

Thisisme!!!!!!!!!!!! (LOL) That's a wicked joke if ever I read one. (Be sure to show it to Gawgus Things! LOL) Oh, it's so great to see you posting something, dear friend. I missed your Sunday snaps. I hope Alfred's behaving and that the whole gang is having a wonderful time in Devon. Have a splendid day and week ahead, dear friend!

Desiree said...

Oh, Diane! That is dreadful!

Shelly said...

Bwahahahahahaha!!! Oh, I loved that tricky ending. Frightfully funny!

Odie Langley said...

Wicked is right, I wasn't expecting the ending to that one. Funny if you don't think about it to long.
Hoping this will be the best week for you in a long time my friend and it is always wonderful seeing your lovelies having fun and being happy. Take care and happy Monday.

kneesandpaws said...

Ha! That's horrible! But I laughed so I guess I have a dark side too. I hope you're having a great week Diane. I love the picture at the beach, it reminds me to keep on thinking of warm days ahead.

Eva Ason said...

Hello there Diane,
Wicked wicked! My My My...however I laughed too at the end. Me very bad eh?! LOL
Hope you're having a great start of your week and enjoy the rest of it. Thank you for the laugh ^_^
Big hugs


"Auntie" sezzzzzz... said...

Eeeeek! And LOL!!!!! What a *tall* tale. -giggles-

"May night had fallen soft and warm, enwrapping with its grape-bloom colour and its scents
the billion caprices, intrigues, passions, longings, and regrets of men and women."

~The Forsyte Saga Quotes

Bouncin Barb said...

We have to be wicked once in awhile. This was adorable. Love the pic too! Hope you're enjoying the family.

Kristina Streeter said...

Wicked can be good! What an ending!

flowers on my table said...

Oh you wicked girl! That is hilarious! I love your gorgeous spring bouquet. Have a great week, love Linda x

Chatty Crone said...

Okay you are bad - but so am I - I thought it was so funny. And I LOVE your header!!!!!!!!!!!! Gorgeous!

Love, sandie

Olive Cooper said...

Oh my goodness, that is dark indeed. Truly both sexes have their dark side. Joe goes bonkers over motorcycles.

Belle said...

That was very funny! I was not expecting that last couple of lines!

Susan said...

Haha! You got me, too! One for the dark side Thisisme! And I love your beach photo. What a way to begin the week, and, only you could pull it off. Loved it. Have a gleeful, not-too-mischievous week. I, too, looked for your Sunday Snaps. So good to see you in good humor. Hugs to you!

EmptyNester said...

...chuckle...snort....LOL! Hilarious!

orchid said...

Dearest Diane,
Oh, wicked joke and I laughed LOL.
I hope you are doing fine, my dear friend in England.

Lots of love and Hugs to you, xoxo Miyako*

Sush said...

Why do I feel so terrible that I chuckled at the end of this story...almost snorted and chuckled. Ahhh women of the world unite!

Duncan D. Horne - the Kuantan blogger said...

So wicked! What an unexpected and chilling end!

Duncan In Kuantan