Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct
slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery
applications, both of which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend.
In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as
Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs
such as Cricket, Football, Golf and Continuous TV. Conversation only runs
intermittently and House Cleaning simply crashes the system. I've tried
running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Please advise me.
Desperate
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Dear Desperate,
First, please bear in mind that Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband is an Operating System.
You could enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try
to download Tears. If this doesn't do the trick you might like to install
the latest Guilt update. If this works as designed, Husband should then automatically
run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember, over-use of the
above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or the Golf Club.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law (which runs a virus in the
background that will eventually take control of all your system
resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported
applications and will crash Husband.
In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and
does not learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better if you only
run one task at a time. You might like to consider buying additional
software to improve its memory and performance. We recommend Compliments,
Good Food pandering to his ego.
Good Luck,
Tech Support