Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct
slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery
applications, both of which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend.
In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as
Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs
such as Cricket, Football, Golf and Continuous TV. Conversation only runs
intermittently and House Cleaning simply crashes the system. I've tried
running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Please advise me.
Desperate
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Dear Desperate,
First, please bear in mind that Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband is an Operating System.
You could enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try
to download Tears. If this doesn't do the trick you might like to install
the latest Guilt update. If this works as designed, Husband should then automatically
run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember, over-use of the
above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or the Golf Club.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law (which runs a virus in the
background that will eventually take control of all your system
resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported
applications and will crash Husband.
In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and
does not learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better if you only
run one task at a time. You might like to consider buying additional
software to improve its memory and performance. We recommend Compliments,
Good Food pandering to his ego.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
20 comments:
Hilarity! That about says it all, and I'm still smiling.
Hallo, dear Thisisme! It is I... Shadykins... your personal Trojan horse virus! (LOL) This is a funny piece and applies to most marriages. Mrs. Shady constantly complains that all my hardware has turned into software! (LOL)
Thank you for the chuckles, dear friend Thisisme. I hope you, Alfred, Emma and all your loved ones (including Sandy the retro caravan :) are doing fine and dandy and are in the midst of a wonderful weekend.
Cheers, hugs and smooches!
Hi Thisisme, I'm up and running earlier this morning.
This is too funny and some of it rings very true!
Happy Saturday-loved Ruby's toe etiquette! See you later! ♥
So true SO TRUE - WE HAVE TO REALLY TAKE CARE IF THAT HUSBAND APP IF HE IS GOING TO STICK AROUND LIKE HE SHOULD!
Thanks for the LAUGH.
Make it a Fantastic Weekend and DOUBLE BLESSED SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!
Where an earth did you find this Diane, it is hilarious!
Glad it made you smile Francine ;)
HaHa! Your comment certainly made me smile dear Tom. Trojan Horse virus indeed! Poor Mrs Shady! That comment was very clever. See you again soon. Toodlepip old bean!! Smooches.
You were an early bird today , my loyal Texan friend ! I'm sure we can all relate to some of this post. Yes, wasn't Ruby cute!! Take care and see you again soon.
Hi Lyn. Glad you enjoyed the post today. A bit if fun, I thought! Yes, we will have to keep our hubbies on their toes '
Hi Linda. I found this one on Twitter. It is very funny and very good, don't you think?!
Dearest Diane;
Wow; I cannot agree more with this advice(^_^)v "Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System." Oh, what an excellent phrase!!! I remember that one of the monks said during his preach; a husband didn't know what to do after he lost his wife, as he was obeying her commands p;)
Thank you very muh for the morning chuckle(*^_^*)
PS> wonderful header with full of LOVE♡♡♡ I wish I had family to boast like you, my dear friend.
Sending you Lots of Love and Hugs from Japan, xoxo Miyako*
My dear Miyako. Thank you for popping over, all the way from Japan. Loved what the Monk said about losing his wife. That did make me smile. Thank you , as always, for your
Kind comment. Hugs xx
Hi Diane.
That was hilarious to read :)
I really love your header photo.
Hope you're having a great weekend and that the weather has been nice to you over there.
Hugs
Too funny Diane! I also love your header photo...what a gem!
It's funny how boyfriend's can't get enough of you till you get married! Talking is then very painful for them. I think most women have this problem. What to do? Nothing I have tried has worked so I have no idea. I think men just think differently than women and also, we marry opposites.
I did find this very funny! God bless you and your family. I love, love the picture at the top.
Hi Belle. What to do indeed! It's amazing how the men can change and just take us for granted. After all these years, I can't be bothered to worry about it any more !!
Hi Eva. I hope this doesn't happen to you my friend. You will be leaving very soon to meet your special little man. I'm so happy for you x
Thanks Jenny. I'm sure you don't have that problem with Richard!!! Hugs.
How true this is/was. All the phases we go through. This was a smiley one and good to remember. Haha
So, so funny!! Loved it!
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