Hopefully, this ought to make you feel better about your computer skills, and give you a smile at the same time.
Tech Support : "What kind of computer do you have?"
Female Customer: "A white one."
Customer :" Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my diskette out."
Tech Support : "Have you tried pushing the button?"
Customer : "Yes, sure, but it's really stuck."
Tech Support : "That doesn't sound good. I'll make a note."
Customer : "No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk.... sorry...."
Tech Support : "Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen."
Customer : "Your left, or my left?"
Tech Support : "Good day. How may I help you?"
Male customer : "Hello. I can't print."
Tech Support : "Would you click on 'start' for me and ...."
Customer : "Listen pal, don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates."
Customer : "Hi. Good afternoon, this is Martha. I can't print. Every time I try, it says, "can't find printer". I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...."
Customer : "I have problems printing in red."
Tech Support : "Do you have a colour printer?"
Customer : "Aaaah ..... thank you."
Tech Support : "What's on your monitor now, ma'am?"
Customer : "A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies."
Tech Support : "Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter V as in victor, and the number 7."
Customer : "Is that 7 in capital letters?"
Customer : "I can't get onto the internet."
Tech Support : "Are you sure you used the right password?"
Customer : "Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it."
Tech Support : "Can you tell me what the password was?"
Customer : "Five stars."
Tech Support : "How may I help you?"
Customer : "I'm writing my first e-mail."
Tech Support : "O.k, and what seems to be the problem?"
Customer : "Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?"
Last but by no means least :
Tech Support : "Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Programme Manager."
Customer : "I don't have a 'P'."
Tech Support : "On your keyboard, Colin."
Customer : "What do you mean?"
Tech Support : 'P' .... on your keyboard, Colin."
Customer : "I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!"
