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Thursday, 27 October 2011

Just A Bit Of Fun .....


Spring Classes for Women at 
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE
 

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Friday, 
October 7th, 2011 

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS. 
Class 1
 
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
 

Class 2
 
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down,
or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
 
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
 

Class 3
 
Is It Possible To Drive Past Marks & Spencer Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
 

Class 4
 
Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
 
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
 

Class 5
 
Curling Tongs--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM
 

Class 6
 
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Programme.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
 
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
 

Class 7
 
Can a Bath be taken without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum
.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
 

Class 8
 
Health Watch -They Make Medicine for PMT - and How To Use It!
 
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
 

Class 9
 
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
 
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. 


Class 10
 
How to Parallel Park in less than 20 minutes without an insurance claim.
Driving Simulations.
 
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
 

Class 11
 
Learning to Live - How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield
 .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
   

Class 12
 
How to Shop by Yourself.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. 


Upon completion of
 ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

I have tried to be good whilst the family are here, so my little laptop hasn't been switched on, and I have refrained from blogging, so you may have missed me from your recent posts (then again, you probably haven't even noticed that I wasn't there! Hee Hee!).  Normal service will be resumed next week.

Everyone who left a comment on my anniversary post will be  included in my giveaway.  All the family will be here for lunch on Saturday and the draw will take place then, just so that they can make sure there is no cheating going on!  I will post a photo as well.  

I hope you're all being good in my absence!  Hugs.