New Award on the Block!

Yes, that's right, there's a new Award on the block - the LOL Award, and I've got one!!! This new one was very kindly presented to me by Becca. 

Now I can only think that it was my comments about my Wii Fit age that has swung this Award for me, as I'm sure you will agree you don't really get a laugh a minute when reading my posts.  Anyway, thank you Becca.  I was really thrilled (and that doesn't happen very often these days!!  Come on now - that must deserve a LOL!).

Golly gosh, does that mean that I am going to have to change tack here and come up with something really funny every time I post.  Well, sorry, folks, but that's just not going to happen!  (I can feel Becca trying to wrench that Award back even as I speak).



To try to be deserving of my new LOL Award, I thought I would try to give you a few funny quotes today, which, hopefully, might at least bring a smile to your face.  Here they are -

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
 

What, you want more?!

Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some just don't have the film.

Always borrow money from a pessimist.  He won't expect it back.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

I will mention about the rules for this Award in tomorrow's post.

Don't worry, thisisme will be back to her normal self tomorrow!